French rabbit - Love Letter Generator

Describe the status of your relationship with your lover:

	un petit crush
	eet is awkward for me
	my one and only
	we are like deux (two) French rabbits, we like eet a lot

French person that most reminds you of your lover:

	Brigitte Bardot, la blonde bombshell
	Napoleon
	Marcel Marceau, le famous mime
	Pepe Le Peux, le skunk romantique

On a date, I will be:

If you set your love to music it would sound like:

	Accordion serenade at a romantic cafe
	Les nails on zee chalkboard
	Hunchback ringing the bells of Notre Dame
	"Voulez vouz couche avec moi"

If your love were a perfume it would be:

If your lover were a wine, it would be:

The pick up line you're most likely to spout:

	Nice beret!
	Is that a baguette in your basket or are you happy to see me?
	I see London, I see France...
	I can see that you deeg me, beeg time.

How should your date end?