Describe the status of your relationship with your lover:
un petit crush
eet is awkward for me
my one and only
we are like deux (two) French rabbits, we like eet a lot
French person that most reminds you of your lover:
Brigitte Bardot, la blonde bombshell
Marcel Marceau, le famous mime
Pepe Le Peux, le skunk romantique
On a date, I will be:
If you set your love to music it would sound like:
Accordion serenade at a romantic cafe
Les nails on zee chalkboard
Hunchback ringing the bells of Notre Dame
"Voulez vouz couche avec moi"
If your love were a perfume it would be:
Cave-aged camembert cheese
If your lover were a wine, it would be:
The pick up line you're most likely to spout:
Is that a baguette in your basket or are you happy to see me?
I see London, I see France...
I can see that you deeg me, beeg time.
How should your date end?
A kees on those leeps
Le high five
Le walk of shame
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